found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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