Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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