I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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