Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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