yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
