I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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