I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.