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• (660): View more from Missouri

  Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...

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• (904): View more from Florida

  You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty

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• (631): View more from New York

  I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.

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• (310): View more from California

  ...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I don't think my arm is broken I can still text

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.

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