Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(314): View more from Missouri

I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted

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(817): View more from Texas

So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting

(410): View more from Maryland

You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.

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