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(310): View more from California

So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers

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(310): So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers http://tfl.nu/ezh2

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New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area

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(402): New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area http://tfl.nu/w77p

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(858): View more from California

Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.

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(858): Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them. http://tfl.nu/9mrx

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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.

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(810): She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance. http://tfl.nu/vgvp

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(515): View more from Iowa

"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.

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(515): "reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time. http://tfl.nu/in1x

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(561): View more from Florida

Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.

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(561): Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game. http://tfl.nu/593t

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.

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(832): Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen. http://tfl.nu/umfy

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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.

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(810): Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy. http://tfl.nu/tczv

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(281): View more from Texas

thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.

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(281): thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone. http://tfl.nu/c518

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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.

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(785): I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol. http://tfl.nu/ketb

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(406): View more from Montana

I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though

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(406): I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though http://tfl.nu/qgj2

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That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.

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(+44): That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard. http://tfl.nu/cdhm

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(928): View more from Arizona

Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...

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(928): Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out... http://tfl.nu/6hjg

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Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.

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(402): Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord. http://tfl.nu/2tip

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(803): View more from South Carolina

thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...

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(803): thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling... http://tfl.nu/yt8z

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