let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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