then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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