Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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