Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Acid is not a monday night drug
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
