Dual....:-)
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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