chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
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I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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