you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
We are two peas in an std pod
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
