I want to have your abortion
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
