alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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