escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
love makes seman taste better
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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