Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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