? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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