His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
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don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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