Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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