You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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