Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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