He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
