You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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