this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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