so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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