id be glad to
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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