He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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