Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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