why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I DEMAND FORESKIN
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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