She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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