As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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