The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
