Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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