After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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