you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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