i already hear my dad disowning me
apparently the secret to your success is patron
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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