At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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