Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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