Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My hand turned me down
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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