It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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