I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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