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the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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