she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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