Sponge bath it is.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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