Non-Jews are for practice
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Couch. On fire.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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