yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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