well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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