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WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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