i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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