just come out here and I will go home with you...
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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