I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
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I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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