and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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